national post restaurant review april 30 2011 bar centrale di terroni

 

The newest link in Cosimo Mammoliti’s burgeoning chain of restaurants is Bar Centrale di Terroni , Price and Yonge, which anchors the Rosedale strip known for its fine and expensive food shops aka the Five Thieves. OK, Mammoliti, drop the humble mask, you’re dealing with the rich terroni (peasants) now.

In 1992, Mammoliti sneaked onto the scene with Terroni on Queen St. W and it was an immediate hit with fauxbos  who loved eating , as they were told, like the peasants of the mezzogiorno, Italy’s most depressed region. A jug of wine, a chunk of bread, a thick soup, pasta and of course pizza, close your eyes and imagine you feel the blazing sun of the southernmost tip of the Italian peninsula. Go pagan baby. Italian food seems so basic and it is so forgiving of even mediocre cookery.

Mammoliti hasn’t stopped tapping into Torontonians’ yearning for his fantasy of the old country. He’s tweaking the idea brilliantly. The Terroni in the old Adelaide Courthouse is Opera Buffa,  Osteria Tria E Patria capitalized on the discovery of Puglia, the long neglected heel of Italy, La Bettoia is a hole in the wall where you can abbagnarisi la pizzu (wet the beak)  Terroni Rosedale was, until it shuttered recently, safe for wives and mothers. When I passed by I sometimes wondered if they weren’t all asleep in there.  Mammoliti moreover isn’t afraid to set his own rules. You eat at his imperial pleasure. My way or out the door, as several disgruntled customers found out when they demanded substitutions on the menu or knives to cut pizza!  Doesn’t matter. Mammoliti just keeps printing lire.

And he’s going to continue to do so at Bar Centrale,  a spanking remake of the old premises of Patachou – the longtime French cafe has now moved a block south. Once again Mammoliti has mined smalltown Italy for his inspiration and with panache.  Almost every railway station has a Bar Centrale. Of course real Bar Centrales tend to look glum, travelling is not really carefree. Have I lost the tickets, did I remember to pack everything, perhaps a quick grappa to soothe the butterflies ?But Mammoliti as usual lets his imagination soar above such gritty details. He has transformed a skinny awkward space into a smart eating bar with sparkling lights, tables running along the windows.  This is as playful an evocation of Italian ordinary as a scene from a Fellini flick.

Service is excellent .On a busy weekday night, we are assured it’s five minute wait, and it is.Terroni graphics are always stylish and we scan the Aperitivi Birri & Vino Sfuso eagerly. Don’t recognize a wine. Another Mammoliti ploy. Stun ‘em with strange. Our server Jason to the rescue. He pours us a 2009 Verdicchio dei Castelli di Jesi DOC Classico Superiore Casal di Serra, Unmani Ronehi, Le Marche! I’m not kidding. Thank goodness it’s only $9.80 a delicious glass. Whew. We move to an equally challenging menu. Plates are incidentallly small.  Do you know what “Dalla Friggitrice” means. Frying. We start with tapas,  a deep fried croquette of egglant $9 which we dip into a bracing mint pesto.But where’s the eggplant? It’s overwhelmed by the mint.

Have you ever tried ‘Nduja? It’s a fiery sausage spread over a toast with smoked buffalo ricotta and caramelized onions $9. Terrific. So is the beef tartar with duck fat zabayon (heated custard), Italian black truffle shavings $12.  Now for something from the oven. A bright green chard-wrapped sphere of Orzo, $11, pasta which looks like rice, baked barley, artichoke, leeks and just the teensiest amount of fish – -  looks loads better than it tastes. Needs seasoning.   The glamour ravioli $12, handmade pasta filled with lobster and mascarpone in a tomato, zucchini and olive oil sauce is good. We check with Jason whether we should have the meat of the day, lamb shanks, or seared sushi-grade tuna $15. He’s right again. Tuna is fresh and juicy.

Desserts, both $8,  have a sauce shortage. The salted caramel mousse is delectable but where’s the raspberry sauce gone?As for the Bigne’ di Pistacchio, it urgently needs an airpump. A terribly tough cream puff stuffed with ground pistachios is accompanied by a useless dab of chocolate sauce.

Mammoliti has it almost all right. The buzz, the style, the warmth…the patio’s already overflowing. Bar Centrale has reinvigorated the Rosedale/Yonge strip. Now it’s up to chef Fabio Moro to bring the food up to speed.

Bar Centrale di Terroni 1095 Yonge St 416-504-1992 Wheelchair access. Open 8-24. Food plus tax $95

 

 

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le rossignol – look to your kitchen…

Friends went twice to Le Rossignol, the jolly French bistro in Riverside and ate well. The third time, they didn’t. They asked staff what was going on and were told that the chef Jeremie Sequinot had the night off. Question: why doesn’t he have a competent kitchen?

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mycoremediation for ecothrills

The Economist gets yuck of the week award for its report that oyster mushrooms are being fertilized by human urine in an experiment. But why not. Night soil, the euphemism for human feces, is still used in many parts of the world and with great success.  Moreover, as scientists point out, the oyster mushroom is a great mycoremediator! What a mouthful! oyster mushrooms are used to clean up successfully agricultural … Continue reading..

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i write marseilles and tony writes londres

multicultural spelling confusion. I mentioned Marseilles in my review of Lafayette (april 23) and reader Tony Hiron  corrected me. Only one s in Marseille. For the French, that is.   But I used the English spelling and as I pointed out, this is English week. Right, replied Tony and the royal wedding is taking place in Londres as the French continue to say. But we all spell  Chateau D’If, the … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review april 23 2011 ** Lafayette

A tranche of sea bass swims in a sea of anis broth – yellow, creamy, fish stock and  anise star – and the flavour is blowing me away. The soup tastes bewitchingly of rich rot, aniseed/ liquorice, sweet,smelly, a twinge of bitterness, not entirely unlike the spores of wild fungi, a taste that comes right out of the earth uncontaminated by any human intervention. Why we might be sitting in … Continue reading..

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back to candles, i say….

Hope It’s True Department I’ve been stocking up on good old incandescent bulbs for some time — hoping to delay atleast the inevitable eco-bulb, that hideous coil of bright white fluourescence which Canada will force us to use in 2012 in the name of saving energy. Not so fast. Fears of the eco bulb are building, spurred by a generally negative reaction to the prison light.  Now, German scientists at … Continue reading..

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Junk Food:did any Canadian foodies get to vote in the world’s best resto contest?

Calling all scammers! UK prankster, Restaurant Magazine has announced its annual San Pellegrino’s 50 best restos in the world. Originally I thought the restaurants were chosen because they bought the most San Pellegrino. It’s not has honest as that. 800 international industry experts  vote straight up and down fortheir choice.  Judges come from 27 world regions — and a chairman for each region appoints 30 jurors, including journos, chefs, restaurateurs, … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review april 16 2011 ** 1/2 MARBEN

“Old MacDonald had a farm, EE-I-EE-I-O” I hum on my way to Marben, a former resto lounge and major noisemaker which has now been made over as a farmer- to- farm outpost on Wellington west.”And on that farm, he had a pig, EE-I-EE-I-O, with a honk honk here and a honk honk there, a honk, here a honk…” Yippie, I throw my straw hat over the windmill. It’s not that … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review april 9 2011 ***1/2 CENO

Rustic has the mojo these days. So when I see a fisherman stalk into Ceno, a newish place on Avenue Road’s little Italy strip, just south of Davenport,  I think is this the second coming – of fresh and local. The fisherman is kitted out in hat, with rod, net and pail. He’s heading for the kitchen.  Is this lunch ? I ask hopefully. Actually no, just a member of … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review april 2 2011 BLOWFISH

The Blowfish is better known as the Puffer Fish, in Japanese, Fugu. It is highly prized as a dangerous delicacy. Unless the Fugu is expertly gutted of its toxic parts, it can kill you. Blowfish is the titillating name of the  Japanesey fish-style resto-lounge at Bathurst and King. It has  music so loud that I could swear it makes the old bank building bulge and shake. But who cares? Blowfish  … Continue reading..

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