national post restaurant review june 4 2011 ** 1/2 FISHBAR


“Have a Noank oyster” says Mark Moore, the oysterman at Fishbar, which has just opened on Ossington and Dundas.  Amazing.When I lived a couple of harbours from Noank, a village on the Southeastern Connecticut shore, oysters were banned because of pollution. But don’t underrate the appetite of  oyster-lovers. A major cleanup has created new beds. So now  add one more flavour to the most joyously idiosyncractic filter feeder whose taste is shaped by the diverse waters in which it is raised.  I bite into the black-fringed mollusk, a spurt of salt hits the tastebuds, and I am once again sailing out to the Atlantic with Ireland in my sights, “Whither O splendid ship, thy white sails crowding/leaning across the bosom of the urgent West.”

Back at the Fishbar dock,  I gulp down a piquant Raspberry Point from PEI and a creamy Marina’s Top Drawer from BC, 5 bucks apiece, and that’s just the start of a fish feast.

Fishbar is the quintessential small downtown resto where the character of eating out in Toronto is being evolved. The plant is basic. A storefront morphed into a long wind tunnel. Open the door with the wind behind you and you may be swept all the way back to the kitchen. Or by the kitchen, because configuring this awkward narrow space calls for extreme ingenuity. To pack in thirty-plus  diners  Fishbar’s walls are stripped to the original brick, the main decor comprise  Thomas Edison’s original soft tawny lightbulbs.  Every other cent goes into the novel ingredients for which diners’ appetites are insatiable. Don’t bother to compare Toronto to those megaplaces, Paris, NYC, Chicago or for that matter the city’s own middle-of-the-road restos designed hopefully  to please almost everyone. The newbies are intense, personal, pushing the boundaries.

The menu is recyclable paper.  Shared plates are the norm. Yes yes we agree with Mark, an eight year veteran of Rodney’s,  fresh white anchovies $7 are tempting, but we can’t wait for the Brandade, creamy salt cod and crostini $6, perfect match for crisp “Groovy” as the winebrats call the Gruner Veltliner, $10 a glass.  Oh and bring on the Fishbar Ceviche $12. Tonight it’s fresh wild Halibut crowned with a tangle of bronze sweet potato matchsticks.  Hmmm. The brandade should be saltier and the Halibut’s subtle flavour has been neutralized by the citric cure. The matchsticks go better with Grilled Albacore Tuna, fat little slices laid out  alongside big cranberry beans salad $13. Thank goodness for the red pepper salsa, the Tuna needs it. Is it lese-majeste to accuse the sacred Tuna of having no flavour cojones?  My companion, who’s studying the flesh characteristics of fish, compares tuna to tofu, both prized for their texture but which absorb flavours with the ease of a cottonwool ball.

Nothing neutral about the mighty wild Copper River Salmon now running strong in Alaska. Chef David Friedman,  who is William Tavares’ partner in Fishbar, is a Vancouverite with stints here at Table 17 and Kaiseki Sakura. He has  fashioned a superb Tartare,  $15, from this firm-fleshed beauty with pine-nut tones and  the colour of scarlet poppies. This isn’t a blast-off like Steak Tartare. It’s subtle, mixed with  teensy chips of green apple and a powdered seaweed mixture. Goes great with a Pinot Noir 10, Humberto Canale Estate,  $10, from Patagonia!   How can a wine made on subarctic windwhipped plains taste so soft and friendly?  I’ve never sampled  Patagonian wine before but then I’ve never tried wine from Puglia, Italy’s Cinderella region, but here we have  three choices. The newbies ‘ wine lists  are as adventurous as the choice of ingredients, the owners ordering direct from source and not through the LCBO, which looks increasingly staid.

After a time-out,  we order BC  Grilled Sardine with Salsa Verde, bitter Arugula $8. Whoa!  This Sardine is  a good l0 inches – way over the 6-inch Sardine rule.  A  Sardine isn’t a species.  It’s named for Sardinia after fleets of tiny shiny fish were found swarming the island (they swarm all over). Grown, they assume an identity, usually Herring or Pilchard.    Oh well,what’s in a name? This  California Pilchard,for that’s what it is,   is fine brain food, not quite  as intense as the  Sardine, or as aggressive as the brutish Mackerel…

Desserts haven’t yet jelled at Fishbar, the ice cream $8 doesn’t meet seaside standards, but almost everything else does.  Oh, and Tired Ears- go early.

Fishbar 217 Ossington 647-340-0227 No Wheelchair Access. Dinner, 7 plates plus tax, $88.
***Yums for bucks 2 1/2 * Food,Service. ** Ambience

1-4 stars awarded for food, service, ambience.

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national post restaurant review may 28 2011 ARIA

I’m  sitting in Aria, one of the new restaurants in Maple Square, the city’s new “vibrant global entertainment destination” and feel I might  as well be in the Air Canada Centre opposite. Aria is a vast high-ceilinged stadium of a resto, glassed in on two sides, a long bar to the right as you enter, and on the left,  banquettes ranged along a glass wall, while around the 25-yard line … Continue reading..

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Is BHCO going to be reservation by lottery?

BHCO, new name for made over Hoof Cafe, has a soft opening this week — follow their tweets, the fourteen course tasting menu is a big success.But when are us chickens gonna get to go to Grant van Gameren’s new place? Not so fast. BHCO has sixteen seats, 14 may be reserved. No word yet of how many sittings.Call BHCO and the machine says the owners will be tweeting about … Continue reading..

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gotcha! great men of the permanent governing class…..

Mark Steyn nails it in national review online : the strauss-kahn arrest has spotlighted our imperial elite of public servants, living like kings on the public tab, breaking laws, exersizing droit de seigneur with impunity and forgiven because they’re doing “great things.”  The rogues gallery ranges from Ted Kennedy to Tim Geithner, Charles Rangel and now Dominique Strauss Kahn.  Steyn writes “A lifetime of devoted “public service” in “socialist” France isn’t yet as remunerative as in Mubarak’s Egypt or Saddam’s Iraq, but we’re getting there. As the developed world drowns under the weight of Big Government, the gilded princelings of statism will hunker down in their interior courtyards and guard their privileges ever more zealously. Once in a while, as in that Manhattan hotel suite, a chance encounter between the seigneurs and their subjects will go awry, but more often, as in the Geithner confirmation, it will be understood that the Great Men of the Permanent Governing Class cannot be bound by the rules they impose on the rest of you schmucks.”

And don’t get me started on those uriah heeps of women who support them…….

 

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my french dirty old man

  First thing i learned at my all girls boarding school was dirty-old-man radar. I remember the raincoat featured. Spot a man in a raincoat and run. this was particularly true at the movies where dirty macs were as common as cockroaches. So i wasn’t an innocent  when I set out for Italy, aged l6 and first time on my own,from London. Train to Dover uneventful. Channel steamer great. But … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review may 21 2011 Lahore Tikka House ** Yums for Bucks

Should I get the urge to splurge on the finest Basmati rice in the city round 4 am, I have only to hop and skip a couple of blocks to King Palace on Church and Park. King Palace is a 24-hour Pakistani diner on a car wash lot which backs onto the Toronto Metro Library.It carries an impeccable credential -  Cabbie Approved. In fact, it’s often tough to find a … Continue reading..

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…and the alan richman award for xtreme pique goes to…….

….Joanne Kates! After Anthony Bourdain named Richman, the GQ food columnist,  douchebag of the Year, Richman revenged himself by trashing  Les Halles, the bistro with which Bourdain was associated. I never called Joanne a douchebag. Don’t know her, never met her,never written about her,  only know that her day job  is running a kids camp on the tundra . But boy is she ever ticked off at me. After I … Continue reading..

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say it ain’t so richard….

Who’s spiking Richard Ouzounian’s coffee? I laughed aloud when I read in the Toronto Star his unctuous, self-serving paeon of praise for Garth Drabinsky -even as the Livent founder’s conviction for cooking the books is under appeal. “What I would like to do is to remind us of all that Garth Drabinsky has done — and continues to do — for the city of Toronto” intones Richard,  the chameleon of … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review may 14 2011 ** briscola

  I mourn the loss of Toufik Sarwa’s Cinq O1 at College and Palmerston. Ok it was a resto lounge, aka a noise machine, but it was an imaginative one with larky graphics and a wooden horse in the middle of the dining room. Perhaps it was too frivolous and Yorkville (where Sarwa’s Amber still pulls ‘em in) for earthy College. Since Cinq O1’s demise, its food has been dissed … Continue reading..

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national post restaurant review may 7 2011 ORTOLAN

  I start out to eat at Ortolan, a tiny new place at Lansdowne and Bloor, just one more example of how gourmandise is going viral in the neighborhoods.  I’d like to dwell on that phenom but once again the growing problem of noise has intruded my thoughts. Every time the subject of noise gets an airing the press, as it has recently,  I get mail from people who are … Continue reading..

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